Nyan Nyan Nikki

Asamack set up special (halloween) broadcast at 31st October 2015 and every registered fan can register for TS:
★あさまっくらじお★(またね)

The one setting it was Jack and all listeners should be able to tell, that he's usually ending nama with words in title - mata ne.
Why he should use such title? Well... some era of Asamack is ending.

Asamack duo is amazing. They are doing broadcasts literally EVERY FUCKING NIGHT since around October 2009 - for 6 years! Usually around midnight, the two of them. If one couldn't appear, the other hold namahousou alone. And like this, for all those years. It's really amazing. People asked them many times how they can not be bored about it, but they said they are not. But could it go on forever...? 

Looking few months back, Asamack became stagnant and it could't be helped. Those are small changes, but I think every Asamack fan could tell them. They started to be busy... especially Marutan have more work, is more tired, have difficulties with staying late in the night for Asamack. Jack is still vigorous, but became more stable too. They used to drink so much, nowadays it's rare when they are even a bit drunk. Guests stopped comming, many people started their own carriers or quietly quitted nico douga. Listeners grew older with Asamack, started to be busy with adult lives, stopped listening to actual Asamack and joined "TS-ing group" (listening to timeshifts the next day) and number of everyday listeners dropped to 200-300 people (there used to be more than 1k everynight). But Asamack tried to remain the same :)

But lately the motivation dropped rapidly. For many weeks, guiding Asamack Radio became Jack's "duty". Marutan appeared rarely and mostly on weekends. Sometimes Marutan was supposed to join Asamack, but was so tired he felt asleep and Jack was again left alone... Even if Marutan appeared they were just mostly playing games - mainly Splatoon. Let's be honest - it's not the most interesting part of Asamack. Jack alone started to use Asamack for his utawaku, instead of his own community - year or two ago, it was unthinkable.

And then, after another one Asamack with Jack only, something changed. Jack, probably worn-out of this, started to start nama, but with video-only. No talking, no commenting. Just transmitting him playing Splatoon with listeners... and it lasted for few days. Something totally unusual (unless both of them were sick). 

After few days of such weird Asamack, Jack made statement on twitter:
じゃっく ‏@Jack_sk  Oct 18
I made up my mind! I will make announcement at today's broadcast so people who can listen, please come. For me personally, I was thinking - it isn't such big deal...? so that statement might be like this. 
But to me (as Asamack) it's very important statement. It's a result of my thinking-over it so please listen.

Long story short, they decided it's impossible to hold Asamack Radio every night any longer. It just lost its meaning and instead of having fun, it became a burden. Situation has changed, life happens... Marutan can't come everynight, so it's pointless. Plus, it was inevitable that at some point instead of doing broadcast because they want, it will become like - they have to do it, because they are doing it everynight. But listeners should not fret! It's not the end of Asamack Radio - they will still do it! But occassionally, when they feel like it~ So they were joking it's like, Asamack season 2.

The last of everynight broadcast will be the Halloween one. Starting from November 2015, Asamack will do nama randomly.

My personal opinion:

Thank you Asamack for all those years! I must admit, I became addicted in no time. Whenever I could, I was listening to them (even thought my japanese is limited) everyday. There were no time when I skipped Asamack Radio for longer of my own will (it was because of hospital or university). A day without Asamack was weird day :)

Now it will definitely be weird to me. I will surely turn out my PC after returning from my work and without thinking, will try to see if Asamack is already on. And it will be super weird, if oh, no Asamack tonight... But I'm happy. Even I got a little tired of prolonging stagnant atmosphere. It was dead-end situation. I hated it when Jack was forcing himself to do nama (he hardly ever bitched about it himself). So I'm wishing it would really change into something new, Asamack needed such refreshment.

And yeah, it could be beginning of the end, but that can't be helped too. I'm curious how it will change... how often they will do nama now... what ideas they will bring... if this will bring new quality to Asamack? Or maybe it will die out slowly. We will see.

But anyways, I must say: thank you Asamack for all those Asamack broadcasts! You are awesome :)

Mata ne! See you soon!!

I had to make a note about Jack's epic Tokyo revelation...



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Also few days ealier before Marutan learn about Jack's money affair, Marutan caught his mom on cleaning empty room next to his, saying "who knows, maybe Jack will come". she even put a carpet here and everything (it's Marutan's otouto's room, but it's empty since he moved out). But well, Jack couldn't come this time, but he didn't say anything ahahaha. And they also talked how long time ago Jack visited Marutan and them and Marutan's parents were eating meal together and Marutan didn't feel good so he went back to his room, leaving Jack alone with his parents. And he was just talking casually with them hahahaha. They were joking that there's even TV in this room, while there's no TV in Marutan's room.


Of course artist draw quickly whole situation:
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12/05/2014
Fortunately, the next day Jack showed up in the recording studio, he told about it right away. And of course he was scolded by everyone and all those nice people started to dig food from their bags and asked Jack if he wants to eat it hahahah. Of course PUPI borrowed him some money (only 500 yen but it was just for one day), so Jack could without worrying too much go back home the next day...  In the afternoon they also went together to eat some food and run a small contest... to see who's food photos will be the most yummy. And PUPI lost hahaha, because his photos were all so dark.

And so, Jack safely arrived back home the next day, while being loudly welcomed by Asuka-chan.

Well since I was asked, I will try to write short summary of what exactly happened few days ago. I migh be mistaked of course thought, since my japanese is very limited.


★あさまっくらじお★(なんやかんや)
27/04/2013 01:39 AM - 2:39 AM

Marutan was back from Whim's after celebrating Misouji Anniversary tour end. He drank one beer and was slightly drunk, but he said he went for a walk so he's fine by now. Then Marutan said that Jack called him while he was still at Whim's, demanding he should end soon and go back home and people at Whim's started to whisper immediately Jack-san! Jack-san!
Marutan said it's really sad that it's over now and it would be nice if Asamack could do such events too. Later they just engaged in trivial talk about how Jack wanted to buy qu'il fait bon (cakes) and he had to wait 1,5 hour for it.
Marutan said he thought about going to Nico Nico Daikaigi (which was starting the next day) but he's too tired after all those days spent at Whim's recently. He also said his legs hurt since he tend to wander aimlessly while drinking. At this point Marutan started to sound a bit sleepy. He mentioned that tomorrow Hidenori has to go normally to work and they laughed how he will be able to do it, since he's drinking now until the morning. Jack asked if there was cake, Marutan said that since yesterday was Hidenori's birthday, staff at Whim's baked cake for him and they all sang Happy Birthday. 

Around the half of broadcast Jack asked what Marutan wants to do on his birthday. Marutan said he's planning to do utaren at Whim's and it's in progress right now. No details yet, but it's decided. Jack started topic about cafe live at Whim's and Marutan said it's small place for 60-80 people, but stage is close to the audience. Jack asked Marutan about his plans about live. Apparently listeners were laughing that Jack is worried because 5 m distance is not enough. At this point Marutan seemed he started to fall asleep a bit and wasn't really listening. So Jack started to explain that if he'd ever do live, he would feel uncomfortable with audience being too close and he would want to wide the distance. Marutan just nodded and Jack laughed that Marutan is too drunk to even respond. 

At this point Marutan really was tired, a bit drunk and sleepy and convo sounded pretty much weird. At one point Marutan started to say something but hadn't ended... and Jack stated that of course there's no way he would take part in any live, but it's just his point of view. Marutan really didn't response and listeners at this point started to suggest to end such important convo tomorrow, when Marutan will be awake and sober.

And they started to miss each other point very badly.

(*´▽｀*)< What about what haha.
(´☉ ω ☉)< E, what we will do...?
(*´▽｀*)< E? What do you mean?
(´☉ ω ☉)< Ee? About that thing in 2nd June.
(*´▽｀*)< We already talked about it and it's settled, right.
*silence*
(*´▽｀*)< Me, myself, I would... I would prefer to hear about such things as first... especially about things like birthday meetings. I think (he stated that while laughing and choosing his words very carefully)
*long silence*
Marutan: I see...

NO YOU DON'T. TOTALLY MISUNDERSTOOD EACH OTHER. (´・ω・`)

Jack seemed to be hinting in his monologue something. Then he said that he thought they are always discussing everything together and he would prefer if he heard about Whim's birthday event from Marutan first, not from others. And when it seemed Marutan almost felt asleep, he suddenly realized Jack's words and almost cried aloud.

(plus sasuga BGM read atmosphere perfectly and Do As Infinity's Shinjitsu no Uta had started)

(´☉ ω ☉)< Ee, but I mentioned that...!
(*´▽｀*)< Never heard about it! It was first time!
(´☉ ω ☉)<: But I said I will do something at 2nd June at Whim's! 
(*´▽｀*)< I hear about it just now!
(´☉ ω ☉)< I told about it! Ever since some time ago, that I wanted to do such event at Whim's at 2nd July... I mentioned it some time ago.
(*´▽｀*)< Usoo...
(´☉ ω ☉)< But... Uso daaa. I said that for sure! We had that talk some time ago, about 1 week ago, after the broadcast, I recalled it and I'm sure I mentioned that...
*silence*
Jack: Ehh... there's no way I'd literally forgot anything from such talk. I'd remember at least some pieces.
(´☉ ω ☉)< Ehhhhh. Uso daaa.
*silence*
(*´▽｀*)< But when I heard about it today I was like EEEHHHHH?! in my head since I had a strong feeling I heard about it for the first time.
(´☉ ω ☉)< Ehh. But about 2nd July... I think I mentioned it yesterday...
(*´▽｀*)< HERE WE GO! You didn't tell me about it yesterday, I'm sure about it.
(´☉ ω ☉)< Eh? I hadn't told about it yesterday?
(*´▽｀*)< Nope! Hell no way you told it! *laughing* I remember everything from yesterday.
(´☉ ω ☉)< Eh... wait a sec... ehh.... I mentioned that... ehh... maybe not...

And so on.
Jack admitted that if by any means he really heard about it but forgot, it would be weird that he was struck with such feeling, even thought he'd hear about it for the second time. So he was pretty surprised today. Marutan said he's sure he mentioned that sometime before Whim's fair & if not on broadcast, then he probably told about this when he was at Whim's cafe and met other listeners here. Me and other listeners were pretty sure he hadn't mentioned it at Asamack Radio. Jack said if he really wants to do utaren there, it's not like he has anything to say. Some source of anxiety was surely that schedules will clash, because of course Jack and other listeners wanted to hold usual special Asamack Radio for Marutan's birthday. 

(*´▽｀*)< I thought you said in the past you don't like such things haha.
(´☉ ω ☉)< I'm no good with strangers... I still don't feel like doing it [utaren] in place full of strangers...
(*´▽｀*)< But it's like offline meeting. With listeners, right.
*silence*
(´☉ ω ☉)< What should I do....?
(*´▽｀*)< ...I won't say anything anymore haha. Things like DON'T DO THIS, I DON'T APPROVE haha.
(´☉ ω ☉)< Ee you want to say that?
(*´▽｀*)< Personally I feel like yes, I'd not let you, DON'T DO THIS, but... I won't say such things haha.
(´☉ ω ☉)< But... to stop that... It's impossible.
(*´▽｀*)< It's hard right.
(´☉ ω ☉)< I can't. [ORE... MOU DEKINAI]
(*´▽｀*)< What do you mean 'ORE DEKINAI' haha. *silence*  Like, you can't talk about this when we will be sober?
(´☉ ω ☉)< I just can't.
(*´▽｀*)< But what 'you can't' ahahah.
(´☉ ω ☉)< Ah, even if Jack-san would tell me to not do this, I would not be able to cancel that event now.
(*´▽｀*)< Majide ahaha.
(´☉ ω ☉)< Ahh... ok I'm not saying anything anymore now. Gomenasai... Gomenasai!
(*´▽｀*)< Hahaha... are you sure you're not drunk?
(´☉ ω ☉)< I'm alright, alright!

The conclusion was they should talk about it tomorrow. Marutan apologized once more to Jack. Of course Marutan could not cancel event now, since it's in progress and a lot of people are involved. Then Marutan became weirdly silent so listeners assumed he might go cry a bit. Jack was in frivolous (and only a bit irritated) mood all the time. When Marutan said he's still awake you could say from his voice he was pretty much depressed. Jack asked if they should end now, Marutan just replied in monotone 'What should I do...'. He acted like kicked puppy, it was so heart-breaking, but it was obviously alcohol fault too. Jack dragged that ending for another 3 minutes, listeners adviced them to talk properly about it tomorrow.
Marutan was obviously troubled by Jack's response, not wanting to do anything that Jack is not approving. Of course they weren't able to come to any agreement tonight, so Jack ended broadcast for good. But still it was weird ending, because it wasn't USUAL one, it was just Marutan nodding and Jack saying おつおつ。Totally not good enough!!
Too many feelings, boys wwww



★あさまっくらじお★(なんやかんや)
28/04/2013 01:05 AM - 3:08 AM

The next day they started a bit late so listeners were a bit concerned about it. But it sounded like it's fine already, since they had usual opening small talk about Marutan yawning and sounding sleepy. After that Jack started topic, like when Marutan didn't pick up his phone today, he was worried because of yesterday. 

(*´▽｀*)< You was drunk yesterday, right?
(´☉ ω ☉)< Yeah, I was pretty much drunk...
(*´▽｀*)< But you have memories from yesterday?
(´☉ ω ☉)< Ah... probably.
(*´▽｀*)< Iyaaaaa~ haha... so 'probably'. So you remember we had long talk after broadcast ended?
(´☉ ω ☉)< Yes, yes... I was drunk, so somehow tears easily started to fall from my eyes...
(*´▽｀*)< Yeah! Haha... Marutan... around the moment I decided to end Asamack, he started to cry.
(´☉ ω ☉)< Hahaha gomen ne.
(*´▽｀*)< Somehow I was feeling like a bad guy here! Haha. The broadcast started to sound somehow dangerous, so I ended it.
(´☉ ω ☉)< Hahah...

Then Marutan mentioned he was talking with Hidenori today about Whim's event and they changed plans accordingly to Jack's requests about stage and audience. There's also no problem with clashing with Asamack's special radio, because birthday broadcast is always at night from 1st to 2nd, at midnight, and Whim's utaren is in the evening of 2nd day. Marutan said since long ago he wanted to do utaren during his birthday SOMEWHERE. And it turned out to be at Whim's later. It was Hidenori who arranged Whim's for Marutan, but he wanted to make him surprise, so kept silent. And just before that Hidenori conctacted Jack at 26th May and talked with him (...) but at that point Marutan didn't know anything about this event, but Jack thought Marutan was well aware and felt sad that Marutan didn't tell him sooner by himself (...). 
Listeners started to laugh that yesterday broadcast was just one big chaos, so Marutan started to wonder what he was saying yesterday... Jack just laughed and said that he was drunk so it can't be helped.

After Marutan started to think yesterday he doesn't want that live he talked with Hidenori today, but that guy had changed his mind. The two agreed on including Jack's suggestions and it will be ok. Jack also said that he had such mountain of feelings and thoughts yesterday that he couldn't help and snapped a little. But after that he decided they should just talk about it, like always, and find solution together. Basically, Marutan won't do it offline meeting-like and won't go down from the stage to audience so it will be more like usual utaren live.

...actually I just realized there's maaany banned comments I can't see at this TS. Marutan said something about 'kimochiwarui' comments and they asked listeners to calm down and some hinted that it must be hard (the whole situation) for listeners who are able to take part in Whim's live. Jack just laughed at them.

Then Marutan recalled that long ago he got many  invitations for various events like PointFive, Moratorium and other CDs... but Jack had refused all of them. And about CD projects invitations, in the most of them he always took part along with Jack. Suddenly Marutan stated that Jack had more solo projetcs thought...

(´☉ ω ☉)< Ore mo... kekkou... sabishikatta suru, soiyu tokoro///
(*´▽｀*)< AHAHA. Chotto matte... CD demo? Dare mo tomattenaide.

Sorry for original, but it's such cute choice of words! Basically Marutan said he feels very lonely when Jack is doing solo projects. Jack was surprised and replied why, since it's not like he's staying at anyone's place and only records CD.

Listeners reaction was obvious: ichamakku, masaka Marutan is jealous, is it again 'let's speak our true feelings' broadcast, confessions meeting etc. and super happy, because finally the feeling of those two were coming into unison.
Marutan said that he understands there are a lot of events Jack can't take part in and it must be hard for him... Jack agreed that he feels super sabishii and would love to told Marutan to stop taking part in such things, but he knows it would be super selfish, so he can't say it. He always is thinking how much he can 'interfere' with Marutan's events. Marutan said that all events are a lot of fun, but he always thinks how Jack must feel so lonely right now (........). 

By the way, background music is: Jewel Song by BoA. (｡-∀-)

So all announcements and info about Misouji Tour he tried to not mention at Asamack, but seperately in his own community. Jack said that it felt weird, because he heard about it only very briefly and not directly, and it became like not-existing topic. Marutan said that he probably should do other way around... but since Jack like never had involved things not related to Asamack during Asamack Radio so he didn't want to speak about his personal things too. Jack said he never involves personal life stuff, but he doesn't mind involving other various stuff.

Then Jack mentioned he was drinking a bit yesterday (and today too), but only a little and while they were talking yesterday after broadcast, he suddenly said 'Sabishii yo ne~' and Marutan replied in crying voice 'SABISHII YOO NEEE' and they both started laughing. Marutan said that it was because he was always troubled by that and--- he said he has to mute for a second. Jack kept laughing. Everybody laughed that Marutan probably started crying again. Jack said that now he thinks if it was good idea to drag yesterday's convo for so long, just making listeners worried, but we listeners thanked that he allowed us to listen and now it's so lovely they are able speak out theirs true feelings, right?

Marutan started to sobb loudly from this moment ahahahahaha.

He stated to wait a sec, because he don't know how to put the rest in words. Then he said that he was drunk yesterday, but he remembers asking Jack to somehow join the live event and of course the reply was it's impossible, and at that moment Marutan burst into tears because he thought it means the times Jack will feel sabishii will grow in number. He also said that probably he's loneliness is nothing compared to Jack's because he mostly feels like this only when Jack is doing solo CDs and he gaves Jack a much more reasons to feel sabishii. Both of them said that they always think about the other while going on events with other people, and always think it would be nice if the other could be there with them.

Then they got back to old times, around the time when Marutan and Hidenori met after a long time and went to bar to drink alcohol and think about releasing CD together. Jack said that he suddenly got weird message from Marutan and was really suprised by that 'mendokusai meru'. Marutan said he won't reveak details about those mails (one listener commented it's natsukashii and she thought back then it will be Asamack end?! I don't remember that at all), but overall that he thinks about releasing a CD with Hidenori and Jack replied him immediately with some sabishii-punpun response so Marutan in a split of second called him back explaining that of course he will attend Asamack like everyday, so he doesn't need to feel lonely...! Burst of laugh and Marutan started to sobb louder again.

And again sasuga BGM, Fukai Mori had ended, Shinjitsu no Uta started to play~

And now they started to say how it sounds weird when someone uses 'i feel sabishii' lightheartedly, like when a girl uses it to make her boyfriend to just accompany her on a whim and started to laugh that is sounds so weird (.....). Of course talk get on Hidenori when Jack stated that he obviously knows a lot about them, but since it is as it is, he can misunderstood some things about them. It turned out that even Hidenori is always including what Jack will think when he wants to do anything with Marutan (.....). Marutan said that when he was talking with Hidenori today, he was sure he will probably get irritared about Jack's request and go like 'Don't mind that guy! Just do what you want to do!' but he actually just said 'Let's think about Jack's request and if you want to cancel it, then it's fine'. Marutan said that he was really happy about Hidenori's surprise party and want to do it, so Hidenori just said they should do as Jack suggested, which means Marutan just won't go down the stage and that's all. They said that among all other people, Hidenori really thinks a lot about Asamack's well-being. Jack stated that even with that he probably is not aware how easily Jack succums to loneliness (since he's only-child he's surely spoiled in many ways, right). Marutan said he easily gets sabishii too but of course he would not confess something like that to others like he doesn't express his feelings to the others too. He said he firmly believes he can tell how deep is Jack's loneliness.

Jack said that listeners were worried after yesterday's broadcast too, he got a lot of mails. Marutan said that yeah, he got some too and he has to apologize he didn't reply them yet, he will do it tomorrow. They sounded happy that there are so many listeners who understand their feelings. Of course we do (and I still don't get those few listeners that were bitching). Marutan repeated that as we all know, Jack can't take part in any live and they had mentioned this numerous times and each time Marutan just thinks about it he feels even more lonely, but it can't be helped. Jack mostly laughed, not commenting that state of things. They never said what are reasons behind Jack's decision. After that Marutan started to sobb louder again, saying how all of it is so muzukashii and whatever decision they will make, there are sabishii times. 

Jack said he was worried how listeners were feeling after yesterday's broadcast, so he checked it out on twitter, asking people from... 非公開リスト (private list)? --> I didn't even know he had such a list, others named it legendary gosspied private list lol. Anyway most of those people said they try to understand their situation, but of course there were people who misinterpreted it all in chaos too. Both of them said there were some people who tried foolishly to take side of one of them, tweeting 'Asamaru-san is hidoi' or the same thing about Jack... (Are they idiots? They are not Asamack listeners then, but funs of one of them and should just shut up unf). Luckily there weren't much of them. I think people trully loving Asamack could not ever say such things and should remember that listeners are just outsiders after all. Jack said that he HATES such ignorant people, but since it's twitter they are free to write anything, so he just ignored them.  Marutan said there are sometimes weird people among listeners, Jack agreed and said it makes him a lot of enemies but it can't be helped. One of listeners said that it's easy to misunderstood Jack and he agreed with that (yeah, he's weird but... ww). Jack said that they don't know anything and yet type such stupid things -- pure hate right. Jack said he also got plenty of mails with complaints making him bad guy -- from Marutan lovers. Marutan told him to stop that, but he just said it's too obvious. Jack said that on the other side he got some mails saying that he's such yasashii person so... 

Announcement from Marutan to his extreme fangirls: If you send complaints mail to Jack who do you think will got hurt in the process? Isn't it me?

And in BGM AI's Voice starts to play.

Marutan said such people should stay away from him. Jack said he doesn't care if he will be hated by 10 people if another 11 will say that they like him. And if one want to leave, just leave. And if there are some people who are able to understand both of them, then it's just fine.

(*´▽｀*)< Suki ya de yatte. Suki ya de tte iiu yatte kureteteru. Omae suki ya de! ...dareka shiran kedo.
(´☉ ω ☉)< Dareka shiran kedo... Hahaha...

Basically, sudden Jack's confession. Triggered by people commenting that they love Asamack and Jack is really kind person... I think also not directly dedicated for Marutan hahah. Indeed, to whom you addressed it, Jack?! Marutan laughed maybe it's better he doesn't know who. Then he apologized for all that chaos. Jack said it might be better that they had to look back to be able to move forward and not pile that all up. Marutan said he would probably not be able to look back if not listeners and that he was blessed with all those awesome people around him. Including Jack. Of course. And because Jack is here he was somehow able to carry on all those nanyakanya broadcasts feelings and since there are always listeners and Hidenori, who always is trying his best to understand him... he consider himself blessed by his friends, so he can move forward. He thanked us for being here and to support them also from now on, whatever would happen.
Jack also said that after yesterday's broadcasr he got tons of warm and encouraging mails. Marutan apologized for making listeners worry and asked instead if we are alright now haha. And it turned out there were really many parents-listeners ahahah who commented it looked like a fight between their son and his wife (Asamack laugh a lot after that). And there's nothing to worry now because everything is okay now.

Actually it made me realize it really felt like old marrid couple fight hahah.

Topic change! For usual stuff like GW, work and cars (Marutan has now a car he bought on his own), cakes, french pastry, weather... 

The most important thing for listeners were fact that it ended in the everyday-way, which means Marutan realizing suddenly that it's alreasy so late (3 am...), Jack asking if they should end, Marutan saying otsukaresamadeshita and Jack's mata ne.


Not long later it looks like Jack wanted to read the rest of mails he got from listeners and decided to write firm reply on twitter, in my very not accurate translation:

28/03/2013 4:31 AM jack_sk
first of all people who don't get a shit about Asamack relationship and our circumstances and just negatively complain, looking from delusioned point of view, on twitter and in mails... I don't really care about them, because generally they are missing the point, but they still give in to 'negative direction' without thinking, so I think all those naive-san should just shut up. we had already found our resolution together.

And it looks like next day Jack just had to call Tolie to talk about everything with him and tease us on twitter about it :)


As for me, I don't remember boys having such big misunderstanding ever, but I'm pretty aware of their relationship being pretty deep and complex and that there's tons of things we don't know about them. Once my friend said she thinks they would not be able to go along with each other if they talked with each other outside Asamack and they probably just talk with each other on Asamack only. I don't agree with her and I always thought they relationship is something more amazing. And I would never dare to take side of one of them -- thought it is Jack who is my bias and at first I was listening to Asamack for him. So I believed they can talk about that and everything will be alright! But such rare broadcast when they are speaking out what's on their minds are the reason I love Asamack so much. I really think it's amazing, two men can be so sincere with each other about their feelings. ♥

Now, if you ended my SHORT report, you can leave me a comment! Ahahaha. 疲れた・・・

It took place after Under the Darkness and Boku Mote matsuri. And I think it was the best one!! Jack really loved it too.



Pero Pero Matsuri took place around July & August 2010.


Lyrics & translation

ぺろぺろ
Lick lick!


Some of participants:
Jack
Gero
Keisen
minato
Tolie
PUPI
Faneru
Faneru (Damaresetai yo)
Faneru (Neru-jichan hentai)
Faneru (in high voice)
Foo-san
96neko
Asamaru


Trivia:
Marutan REALLY didn't want to sing it. He kept on saying (´☉ ω ☉)<murimurimuri even if he was drunk and seriously, he was too embarrassed to sing it. And Jack really enjoyed teasing him about it and he happilly sang Pero Pero with his all might. After much time Marutan gave in and sang it too, at Asamack... kinda. He was singing "tatata" instead of original lyrics.

Just be prepared for wall of text and lot of rant about those two Bakamakku! (´☉ ω ☉)人(*´▽｀*)



Asamack Radio 10/02/2013
Recording of Tobidase! Asamack Radio 2 had ended... they were talking about the キルフェボン（Qu'il fait bon) which unexpectly had arrived at the recording studio. And how it were sooo tasty. The box was apparently nice too! And Jack told to wait a bit, because he wanted to take a photo. Then they realized they don't have plates, but people at studio borrowed them some.


So they had:
PUPI = tart
sunaP = strawberry tart
tantousan = tiramisu
Marutan = fruits tart
Jack = white creme strawberry tart

Of course it's super expensive, probably because of fresh fruits prices... Apparently they got it from some listener, who was also commenting a bit at Asamack. He / she even thanked Jack for mysterious ARE: 
あとじゃっくさん、アレありがとうございました（差し入れ
But Marutan made us sure Jack is 安定のツチノ子 (meaning elusive) and of course that person had never met Jack, even thought s all the cake. That person called Tantou-san to hand it over. And later they were talking about what they recorded today - MASK song cover. Marutan said Jack was quite sexy, especially the way he sang ends of lines... Marutan said he tried to copy it, but it was muri. And he was trying really hard to sing it as eroi as he could. And that Jack ended his part really quickly.

Later Jack also mentioned how he just saw defenceless, sleeping Marutan and he just thought he has to take Ore no ramillete photo. 

They also said PUPI was a bit late & he sent message to sunaP like:
"I know that it would sound like cheap excuse, but on my way I had to help lost child, so I won't arrive in studio on time, sorry."
Jack said it sounded just like in manga. When PUPI arrived in the studio he said that child's look on face was so heartbreaking & he cried 'Okaasan ga inaaai' (Jack, you're so loud) so PUPI decided to help him and asked where his mom went... and just when he was thinking about going to Police, his mom finally showed up. They said the kid was really lucky he met PUPI since he's so nice and softly asked where is his mom. Because if it would be Jack, he would glare at crying brat and poor kid probably would shut up, say nothing, being too scared, and just run away. But since it was PUPI... 

Marutan then said how he missed his last train the day before and went back to hotel and got triple room. SunaP joined him after, because he also missed his last train. But Marutan wakes up early, usually around 6 am (but this time he wake up at 7 am), since he's the type that falls asleep quickly, but can't sleep for too long. He read a novel, took a bath & got all ready and still thought he has some time, so he started to read the novel again... He said that sunaP waked up at 9:40 am and Marutan thought he will be in a hurry, but nope! At 10:15 am he said to sunaP that they should head out in 5 minutes, right... and sunaP just nooded. Jack laughed that he probably was all in rage inside, but outside he was poker face. Because actually he couldn't sleep properly, with Marutan waked up so early and making noises, since he was using hair dryer etc. When he finally managed to fall sleep properly he had to wake up and realized it's already 9:40 am....  Marutan said sunaP after waking up even went to take a bath and thought if it was him, he would never make it on time. Then Jack said, that when he walked behind sunaP today on their way to studio, he realized that sunaP's hair are kinda wet & not dryed properly and laughed about it, because now he knew why.

And it was last day of recording, so later it was their free time.


Asamack Radio 11/02/2013
Jack & Marutan had radio from hotel... Jack said he's still there & will probably go home tomorrow. But it was mainly Jack talking, in pretty good high mood, thought somehow... in suspiciously frisky mood. Marutan was also there, his voice hardly hearable, because he was lying on the bed, behind Jack. Jack said they had some fun today, but since recording was so exhausting, they were a bit tired. Marutan said that he once had to sit because he felt dizzy. And then he said 'it's been a long time since he last time lost consciousness' (...) but since he said it in silent voice, no one really paid attention & Jack changed topic swiftly.

Instead people were happy that they spent time together, calling them いちゃまっく. Jack said he was in a kombini (convenience store) just a moment ago and bought a lot of: onigiri, sandwiches, something to drink. And they hadn't drink any alcohol. And they are in twin room right now. Jack made Marutan ate a lot of food too & took care of him (as always). Jack also said that they played a lot of games, but Marutan was a bit ~sleepy~ so he mostly just looked when Jack was playing it. And Jack was planning to return today, but he has to take care of Marutan soo... 

Then he just started to talk like it's the day before ramillete release and he was all happy about it. Somewhere during ramillete talk he went to Marutan's side and... helped him with drinking? Or something, the voices were too distant to say what exactly in what. Sasuga Jack, taking awesome care of Marutan haha.

Jack played 'Kanata Nostalgia' from CD & even singed a bit along. And then 'Aru Kyuuketsuki no Monogatari'. He said it's such wonderful sunaP world in sunaP's head and I think he's totally right.

After that Marutan waked up a bit more, but still remained sleepy. He made a lot of noise with... plastic bags? And he said he ate one onigiri. Actually Jack was ignoring most of the questions about Marutan's state, thought people were thinking if he's just sleepy or drunk or why he's voice is so distant and he's lying somewhere behind Jack's back, on the bed. Generally Jack seemed in pretty good mood, but suspiciously high. He kept on singing part of random songs & people asked him if it's safe for him to sing in the middle of the night in the hotel, Jack said that probably it's safe, because there's no other room on the other side of corridor. Then he realized he's like doing his own broadcast since Marutan stopped making noises, listeners asked if he's still alive, so Jack molested him to say something. He just laughed and said "yabaaaai". And Jack ended broadcast.

Trully 「妄想放送」(wild ideas broadcast).


Some tweets from Marutan after that...
Asamaru 4:15 AM
日中に突然意識を失う
During day I suddenly lost consciousness

Asamaru 4:17 AM
何かの病気だよね…
It's some sickness, right...

Asamaru 4:38 AM
血糖値下がったらなにすらば
What should I do if my blood sugar level is dropping...

Asamaru 4:40 AM
あかんなつや
I'm such useless guy


Asamack Radio 12/02/2013
So just after Jack went back to Osaka they decided to tell us more. Jack said that it was fun, even thought they had some issues with Marutan's health, like yesterday when he lost consciousness. And he was sleeping much since then, to the point Jack joked he looked like dead. And how he really got scared when he woke up, but Marutan wasn't there.

Marutan said he woke up around 4 AM and felt nauseous and really bad, so he went for a walk. He somehow got out, went to kombini, bought a lot of drinks, and wandered aimlessly around hotel. And then he tweeted the stuff from ealier. He pondered that if he collapsed here now, he would die & how hopeless he is. Jack said when he saw there's no Marutan he panicked what he should do & where Marutan would go. And that he surely will not remember room's number... Marutan said that yes, he hadn't had room card and he wasn't really sure if it was his room... so he just knocked, but it would be so awkward if there was some stranger's room. And it was 5 am. Not really sure but I think he knocked 2 times silently and tried to open the door (and if it wasn't his room it was locked, right), but it was wrong door. But somehow he managed to get back in the end. Then Jack asked him if he had gone outside 2 times... but Marutan said only once... so weird. Jack said at first time he realized Marutan is gone and left his cellphone in the room (...) and his key card. Then Marutan remembered that yes, he went back to room right after he left it and took his cellphone with him. And they laughed that they bought really pretty much yesterday already and joked they won't be able to eat it till their leave and listeners reminded that right, there was a lot of noises of plastic bags in the background yesterday. 

Then Marutan started to wonder again about him losing consciousness yesterday, at pachinko place. He said he was feeling a bit dim already back then. Then he remembered he already started feeling weird when he met with Jack and they were drinking black tea and his taste sense became weird, because tea was super bitter for him, even thought it was supposed to be sweet. And that was probably the first symptom of something being weird with him. Well, with his blood pressure problems... Jack said that usually when Marutan was feeling sick they managed to go back to hotel in time (and rest), but somehow this time... 

Marutan said when he went for this walk at 4-5 am, he was wondering if such a thing can occur once more. And what he should do, since he still feels bad, but the wind felt nice & he drank sweet drink so he felt slightly better.

Then Jack asked him if he ate anything that day, like breakfest or dinner. And Marutan admitted he hadn't ate anything that day!! Jack yelled at him he told him he should had ate something & it's forbidden to not eat anything. During all that 'reprimand' Jack was laughing. Marutan just laughed & apologized. Actually he kept on apolgizing few times. And Marutan said he drank 2 sake cups of beer the day before yesterday with his bro - that's not much, since he's aware he should not drink too much lately., but still.

Then listeners commented it's weird that everytime they are together something must happen. And that Marutan always is getting into troubles when he's with Jack & he might be doing it on purpose... but he said of course he's not. He also reminded that super drinking party with Hidenori, but somehow it wasn't so bad & he normally wake up next day as first one, and annoyed others like "Minna it's morning! Wake up!" and he remembered everything. And Marutan wondered why when he's with Jack his memories are always getting lost... 

Jack said he was really surprised by yesterday's accident. He was thinking "What I should do... what should I do", Marutan joked he should have water with him and splash it on his face. Jack said he had to drag him, since he wasn't even able to stand or walk. And normally, when Marutan is dizzy, he at least can stand. Jack wanted to catch TAXI, but TAXI stop was too far away for Jack to drag Marutan there and he wondered what he should do, since he could not leave Marutan here in such state. Fortunately, kind pachinko-shop manager rushed to help them. The man asked if he should call ambulance, but Jack just asked him that he wants to catch a taxi and will be back in a second, so if he could look after Marutan for a second, sumimasen... And the helpful shop manager rushed and stopped taxi (while screaming TAXIII!), run back to them, Jack apologized to him and asked if he can carry the other guy to the taxi since he probably won't be able to... and manager-san carried Marutan on his shoulders all the way to the taxi (and at this point of story Marutan joked at Jack how many years it's been since he rushed so quickly lol?). And Marutan was still like dead, Jack said it was such a luc, that such kind person helped them.

Then Marutan said how he came by and ehhh why he was in a bed?! Jack said 'oya oya' and laughed. And then that man helped him with carrying Marutan to taxi, two of them rode to hotel, but when they get off, he had to carry still unconscious Marutan all the way to his room in the hotel. And even dragging him out of the taxi was troublesome. He said it was surely looking like he was dragging dead body (...) so to not rise unwanted attention he did a little acting and kept on mumbling to himself 'poor guy just drank too much'... 

So when he make sure Marutan is sleeping in the bed, he went to kombini to buy a lot of sweet drinks and food to make him eat it. Marutan slept until night and wake up just right before Asamack Radio. And when he wake up, Jack literally made him ate something even thought he wasn't fully aware yet, so pieces of food were everywhere (Jack: such a waste, since I told him to eat it one by one!! ww). Marutan said he totally doesn't remember about it. Then he told Marutan to drink some water, but Marutan got dizzy while drinking it and hit his head in the wall, so Jack had to uphold his head and hold his water bottle and help him. Jack said he was really scared when Marutan suddenly BOOON hit the wall.

Marutan said he thought in his dizzy head 'it's ok to die like this' and Jack told him what, it's out of options and laughed. Jack also said he should take another medicial examination. He also told Marutan he really should eat proper meals... and Marutan said he's eating... but sometimes not... and it's somehow like this. And then Jack himself said that when he has meeting with Marutan and there's not much time left, he just tend to forget about meal and just go out, because he already thinks about all this fun they will have. Then Marutan started to think about visiting hospital... but it's kowai... but he really might die if something similar happens again. Like, when he's walking on a street, alone, or when he went alone to kombini. And he would surely go to hospital, if he'd lost consciousness on the street. And Jack yelled at him that it would be super dangerous if such thing happened, while he would drive car, so he should definitely refrain from driving car.

Jack said after they'd returned to hotel and Marutan woke up, he was stil staggering on his feet, but tried to stand, saying in a super tension LET'S GO PLAY☆ and he bumped into the wall several times (...), so Jack rushed to him and told him to wait another 15 minutes and to sit down. And it was soon before Asamack had started, so dead night. Marutan didn't remember about it... and like Marutan should refrain from drinking on empty stomach. Later they just pondered about changing Asamack hours to let Marutan rest a bit more and changing his sleeping pattern... but it's impossible. And about how if someone talk to sleepy Marutan, he still thinks it's inside sleep.

Otsukaresama, Jack-san! ガチ介護.

And overall, they were all happy & laughing about this all. Can I kill them now for being Bakamakku? (｡-∀-)

I was TS-ing Asamack Radio from one week ago... and somehow when I listened for the second time, when I'm not tired and more relaxed, I can focus more and understand more too. And it turned out I missed such interesting convo.

First, Jack started to talk how he wake up once and realized "FUCK I'm 1 hour late already!" and rushed out of home, but still ended up being late. He said he even ended his previous night nama 30 minutes ealier, since he knew he had appointed meeting in the morning, but... oh, well. It leaded to the convo how Marutan was somewhere and he went to sleep around 4 am and ended up waking up at 8 am (already late). Jack teased him what he done next: rushed half-sleeping to the meeting or... went to take bath. And of course, even thought he was already late, he took bath.


Marutan: But since I was late... I took it for only 30 minutes.
Jack: Hahah, you chose ofuro... haha... WAIT YOU WAS LATE AND STILL 30 MINUTES?
Listener: Wouldn't 5 minutes shower be enough?
Marutan: But taking shower.... would not wake me up... Normally I take 1 hour long ofuro...
Jack: What are you doing in bath for whole 1 hour? I mean... it's WHOLE 1 hour! If you were women, I would understand that, especially women with long hair... but...


And he started to talk about Sendai. Marutan and rest were travelling in the car and when they reached Sendai, they were too early and couldn't go to hotel yet. It was before live event, so they decided to go to the stage place a bit ealier. When they reached the place and ate dinner, they still had some free time left...


Meanwhile listeners:
Listener 1: Now I got why Marutan always has such big travel bag with him.
Listener 2: I bet there's even rubber duck wwwww


Marutan started to talk about Okinawa live here, when he just had to take a shower all alone before live, when they have a bit time left.
Anyways going back to Sendai, he was sooo desperate since he hadn't took ofuro in the morning, that they started to search for some cafe (マンガきっさ) when they could have a shower.


Marutan: In the worst scenario I might end up going to the love hotel alone!
Jack: Eh, you would go so far?
Marutan: It's so cheap... 
Jack: It is possible to enter such place alone?
Marutan: It is possible I think... probably? Eh, I could not get in?
Jack: I don't get it... You should just go there with Hideori hahahahaha. Two of you taking shower together ♥ hahaha.
Marutan: YABAI SORE.
Jack: YABAI... but so interesting.
Marutan: What would I do if someone took photo of us?
Jack: All people going to your live would be like... what?
Marutan: What? Isn't it... Hidenori-san?... Two guys going out of love hotel...
Jack: If they hadn't listen to this nama and saw you they would be like... WTF.
Marutan: So I can't enter it alone... Well, I might not have enough courage to go there too.


Then they changed to safe talk about showers in cafe places. Some random from rest of convo:

• Marutan loves ofuro (except public baths, he won't even go there and sauna when there's "old people" smell)
• he can get up 1 hour ealier just to take looong bath.
• actually he has low blood pressure, so ofuro helps him to wake up, since he might collapse (and sometimes ended up collapsing...)
• he won't go out of home unless he take ofuro, he didn't have self-confidence to go out then to the point he won't go to the combini for food, if he won't take ofuro first in the morning.
• Jack said he would go to the combini first. food >> ofuro. And if he's in hurry he can shower in 3 min. 
• Jack also said if he's in hurry it's ok to not shave :'D
• when Marutan had to go out after not taking ofuro for half day, he feels so sorry for other people

 Hi, I'm just digging out Asamack Radio history or something. I didn't know them by then, so sorry, those are just gathered information!

 

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Asamack surely are enjoying their free time last days. Like Christmas break and then New Year Eve... Drinking. A lot. Both of them. Talking with Keisen and Nerutan~

So, first epic thing today: Jack. He decided to do 1st nama of his in this year and start it in rather amazing way. That guy did nama around 5 pm in Japan - it's early as for him! He was drunk. Tag said: ほろ酔いです but it surely wasn't just slightly. He was very drunk. And really, I bet he found some tantakatan or some weird drugs or... idk. Anyway, he has new (?) microphone and decided to check it out, along with voice changer. He kept on changing pitch and his voice, not only usual Jakko one. Really, it was so hard to say it was him hahahaha. Poor hatsumi-san (first time viewers...) who wandered to his nama. Well, another unusual thing - he was singing. Yes. And if you remember him as jacksound, pulling off very nicely like every song.... you would die from laugh. He was off key, fuwafuwa and... well, generally totally failing. I remember him singing in Jakko voice only once. And it was so cute//// Well, he sang:

1. Laser Beam (Perfume)
2. 「フライングゲット」－AKB48 
3. Marumaru Morimori (.......)
4. 「フライングゲット」－AKB48 (in normal voice)

The last one he sang in normal voice and in normal way. And he returned to Jacksound mode. Maybe he decided he doesn't want to scare new viewers? Ahaha~ 43 minutes of Jack's epicness.

And after that, they started Asamack radio. Whaaaat, why so earlyyyyyy? Well, they wanted to try out their new game 晴空物語. It's so cute! Totally suits them! And they were playing it for almost 3 hours. Then, they started regular midnight Asamack too. Almost 4 hours 30 minutes >___> So cute, Marutan asking Jack for help. And they were also doing tongue-twisters. Ahhh <3