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★あさまっくらじお★(なんやかんや)
00:10 - 3:53 AM Japan
Marutan was drinking beer. Jack was drinking umeshu - he just recently got his supplies and is drunk all the time lately. Asamack were discussing like listeners have weekend and it's so nice~ especially Marutan. He really missed time when he had free weekends (like in school times lol. ). He works really hard and was talking about time when he had .5 recording too and he was so tired. And then he also mentioned he was told it's ok to quit job, but... Then Jack started to tease him he should start his own little bussiness haha. But Marutan said it's muri, he's not suitable for this, but he really would love to start cafe. Jack too. Marutan said of course Jack wouldn't be the one working here (no kaodashi ne), but he probably would be one of higher-ups. Asamack cafe would be awesome! Marutan keep on typing to Jack secretly and Jack said they should ask That-san for advice. About cooking too! And then Jack started to talk about B-kun (who works in restaurant).
Suddenly they said it's the highest time to have a toast, since they have all this alcohol. Cheeeers!
Jack said he would love to make real cakes. But without choco. And he would somehow manage to do it with Nerutan's help. Jack said Keisen would be a waitress. Marutan added she would be hentai waitress. And of course it would be in Osaka. Marutan wondered if he would have to move to Osaka. Then Marutan changed topic to his old dream, when he was opening renshuu studio. And then they agreed, that starting cafe is surely cheaper, so... wwwwww
Ah, Jack and his fascination about English language. He said he memorized few lines, like "I'm so sorry". "No idea". And "You bitch!"... and his sneezing is weird too.
Later they are so drunk it is just d'aaaaaw. Jack got tired of playing games and found out another one game. Very simple and what the efffff. In the beginning you have small seed and two choices - bird or flowerpot. If you click on one something happens and you have another 2 choices. The point is the action is weird. Not logical. Just.... random. So Asamack had great time laughing at it. Especially when suddenly you could choose UNK... Jack was delighted. Ureshii sugi ya!
After they got bored Jack went to bring more umeshu... really, he's awesome, when it's about alcohol tolerance and capacity. And since Jack had gone for a second, people and Keisen started to try to make Marutan tell "Jakku" hahaha. But Marutan totally rejected this idea. It's too hazukashii. That moment Jack came back and got interested. He said Marutan should try "Jakku kondo ni asobu yo!" hahaha. But Marutan just keep on laughing that it's impossible. Jack really was amused.
Jack even read Nerutan's comment あさまる早くウチに遊びこいよ.
Keisen's answer was ねるたんのあほーやめてー(´；ω；｀)
Oh seriously, Jack making Marutan to call him without -san was so cute. It's like MARUTAN AHO WE ARE MARRIED FOR SO LONG AND YET U WON'T CHANGE IT! wwwwww
So instead Jack was trying to make him say some serifu.
Jack: So are you able to say "Faneru"?
Marutan: MmmmmMMMmmmm. (´☉ ω ☉)mgmg
Listeners: Are you able to say "Black Jack"?
Marutan: No. *mgmg*
Even when Marutan is dead drunk he will call him Jack-san... Jack tried really hard to catch Marutan off guard. So he asked why he calls Hidenori just "Hidenori"... Well, Marutan said it's just natural and when he met him for the first time he thought "Is this guy stupid or what" so he gives out such respectless impression. Then, he asked what would be harder for him, to call him or Keisen without -san. Marutan just keep on mgmg-ing and said... that both of that is impossible. Jack sounded kinda happy to hear that hahahahaha. Marutan just said it's too embarassing to call him without -san.
Then listeners started to comment like JAKKU JAKKU JAKKU x1000 (with bouyomi-chan on) to make Marutan said this but... he just laughed. Then again Jack tried various ways to make him, you know, like putting pressure on him, trying to lure him... Marutan keep on changing the topic. Even Nerutan joined in.
Nerutan: じゃっくのおたんちーん←これで(｀・ω・´)
Listeners were really supporting Jack haha. So Jack said he calls Michan -> Michan. And PUPI -> PUPI. To make Marutan say some serifu, Jack dig out old recordings. TOLIE's. Marutan's. And Keisen's too.
´(´☉ ܫ ☉)‘ぼーぼーやねん
The funniest thing is listeners asked also Jack if he could call Marutan "Asamaru" but he just ignored this. Poor Marutan, he almost cried. And he kept on moaning he can'ttttt. Jack was even nice enough to mute background music and make him say "Neee Jakku kondo ni asobi ni ikou yo!". And do countdown.
Jack: 5... 4... 3.... 2... 1... GO!
Marutan read it, but he mumbled it to his sleeve, covering his mouth, so words was all hahahahaha.
Marutan: But... it sounds like serifu!
Jack: It's not! Just say it!
So he once again was counting down.
Moment of silence.
Marutan: ....muri datteeee hahahaha.
And once again.
Marutan: STOP COUNTDOWNING hahahaha.
But finally he said it, thought he was laughing all the time. Hahahaha. His pronounce at this point was NG.
Marutan: Jakku wa kyou umeshu nandai nomu desu ka?
(Why Jack is drinking alcohol again today? wwww)
It was sounding totally like serifu. Then poor Marutan was problably all bright red and just wanted to run away. And he keep on ranting it's hot and he's tired already. Jack almost gave up and admitted that wow, it's really impossible for him. So Jack found another entertaiment. He muted background music and ordered Marutan to play with stereo sound. SO FFFFFF MY EARS. I could hear Marutan in my right ear, then in left. HSHS. Listeners died. GYAAAAA almost like directly hearing Marutan, sitting next to you. Jack even muted bouyomi-chan. And ordered Marutan to try to switch from left to right. Unfortunately, Jack can't do such awesome things with his mic. So he decided to play around with voice changer.... Marutan laughing right into my right ear and Jack low changed voice. Those idiots....! And then.... Jakko. Then Marutan started again to mgmg chips, so hahaha Marutan's mgmg on the left. Then they changed the topic, because poor Marutan was really exhausted.
After some more gdgd they decided to end.
Asamack + Alcohol = EPIC.
