Asamack: Jack in Tokyo summary [May 2012]

Fanart specially made for this occassion by Piyosuke-san.
2nd May 2012
10:00
Jack: 喉のイガイガ耐えてー!大阪帰ってからなら苦しめてもいいからあああああ
Anything, just not throat! It can hurt as much as it want, but after I will return to Osakaaaaaaaaa!
Regular midnight Asamack
Asamack started around noon~ and lasted for 30 minutes. Marutan apologized for being late, he had some trains problem. Then they talked that Jack arrived to Tokyo and his staying at "usual hotel nearby recording studio". They also talked about recording tokuten for Drama CD and how they trained hard (yes, at previous Asamack, reading serifu wwwww). Marutan failed, so even "reading in monotone" was ok in his case. They laughed that Jack should restrain from speaking, because his voice might collapse. And Marutan said that Jack was surely awesome as always. And like Jack almost was late for his bullet train to Tokyo. The train departed just when Jack managed to get on. And like he ate soba for breakfest. Next day Jack will record harmonies next day.
3rd May 2012
Evening Asamack
Today they had started at 21:30 and it lasted for 30 minutes only~ Jack's voice was a bit hoarse and still not any better. It makes me laught how Jack always ends his laundry during Asamack when he's at hotel and there's that PII--- PII--- sound. Jack said that after his throat started to hurt, he also got slight fever. And he admitted that at today's recording sunaP said even his laught seems a bit weird, so they should end recording for today. Apparently, Jack intakes a lot of meds to cure his throat. Later they were just taking about their voices capacities and crazy Jack's voice high range. Jack said "When it will end it would be ok to just die".
23:06
Jack: 横になってるけど寝れないから誰か面白いリプください( ´ ▽ ` )ノ
I lied down but couldn't sleep, somebody do something amusing! ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ
(put there some oppai talk... www Jack maji bored neeee)
4th May 2012
11:58
Jack: 沙Pとぷっぴーが揺れてる!ってブースから出てきたのに僕全然気づかなくて庭してた
sunaP and PUPI are swaying! We just get off the bus, but I hardly noticed that, playing 庭 (Pigg?) for whole time.
12:26
Jack: 僕のアズレン喉スプレーが火をふくぜ
My Azuren Throat Spray set my throat on fire (???)
Karaoke Jack's namahouso 16:00~18:00
Jack went with sunaP and PUPI to karaoke, even thought he knew his throat was in really bad shape, hurting like hell. But Jack is Jack, he doesn't care about such things. So he almost killed his voice but... I will made quick summary about this karaoke later. Maybe.
22:05
Jack: まるたん家なうヾ(@⌒ー⌒@)ノ
At Marutan's place now!
Asamack 22:20 ~ 00:36
Jack was indeed at Marutan's place and staying overnight~ And drinking alcohol. A lot of alcohol. And various types of it too. Yesss, Jack surely does love alcohol. They were talking about recording and drinkinggg. Marutan was drinking beer saying that somehow it's pretty strong. Jack just commented it tastes sweet for him. And Marutan kept on drinking it and repeating "yabaiii". As time was passing by, they were turning really pretty drunk to the point when their talking ability was totally wrong. Of course Jack also had to tease Keisen-san.
Later, Marutan was saying something from behind Jack's back, but even Jack wasn't able to say what he was talking about. Suddenly Marutan was murmuring and doing "tatteee - suwatteeeee" (stand - sit) and saying he want to become Gundam Σ(゚Д゚ ;)ハゥ. Jack just laughed at him. Then, Marutan said he want to play Minecraft, out of the blue. Jack was totally clueless what he was talking about and tried to take advantage of situation and once again persuade Marutan to call him "Jack" instead of polite form "Jack-san", but I wasn't able to hear if he murmured it then. They were so drunk they decided toend nama and just go sleep
5th May 2012
Asamack 9:00 to 11:00
They started nama unusually early. First thing - their voices. Oh ffffff---- I can't recognize them! So hoarseeee ahahahha drunkards. Jack's voice was hoarse ealier, but compared to now... Marutan was not better, actually, he sounded like he was still drunk. He said he doesn't remember much so Jack briefly told him what he was doing and what he was drinking. Later, Marutan was... somewhere gone and Jack was testing his super hoarse voice.
12:50
Asamaru :昨日の記憶噛まない
Yesterday's memories are gone
13:11
Asamaru: ガンダムになれないwwww wwww
I can't become a Gundam hahahaha
Asamack 13:18 to 14:18
Marutan's voice was still hoarse, but he sounded more like having hangover than still being drunk. Jack was already fine. Marutan said he totally doesn't remember anything. He just couldn't get why he wanted to become a Gundam. He remembers he wake up around 8 am and ate miso soup, they done morning nama, and he felt asleep again. Jack said he was ealier at kombini and bought some breakfest. He also said Marutan about his ore no fukkin photos... of course Marutan doesn't remember when Jack was taking them. And then it became so silent, just the sound of cars passing by Marutan's house. Suddenly Marutan started to laugh and asking 'nani sore' Jack joined him. People were puzzled what it was about, asking Jack what he had done to Marutan. And Marutan later said he feels so dead, but my Japanese skills are to poor to say what it was all about.
Asamack 17:32 to 18:34~
Title: てしつてきとてきななにか (Marutan's artistic topic)
First thing: the title was weird. Second thing: Marutan's community image as background. They were mostly playing Street Fighter. And Marutan's voice was so... hshs he was breathing heavily to the mic, so closeeee. I think Jack was supposed to go to bullet train after this namahouso, bid farewell and go back home. So it was bye-bye last game of theirs.
The first thing was loud "Stand by" Itsumo no Asamakku song as background music, with no voices, so people started to laughing it sounds like opening song. At first it was Jack only... and he admitted he's still at Marutan's place. He said Marutan is sleeping, behind him. He sounded like in good mood, but also pretty tired for some reason. Marutan was supposed to go to live event next day, Jack turned around and asked him about this and we could hear his faint voice from somewhere behind Jack.
Then Jack started to cautiously talk about why he isn't at Osaka yet. So after they ended playing Street Fighter Marutan said he want to see him off and drive him back in car (which made Jack ureshii, but he could see that Marutan's want-to is different than his current shape...), so he doesn't have to call taxi, even thought he was still a bit fuwafuwa.
And they had car accident. (´・ω・`)
Marutan suddenly collapsed, the car got off from road, destroyed someone's flower garden, someone's fence and then stopped. Left side of car was not in good shape too. Marutan at Jack's right side just murmured he feels like dying. Both of them were not injuried, but they felt sorry they involved other people... Jack was quite scared and thought about calling ambulance, but in the end it wasn't neccessary. But he missed his bullet train... and Marutan wanted to see him off so badly, but was too weak to proceed, so in the end Jack let his train go without him. Or something like that, as far as I understand what actually happened.
While Jack was talking, Marutan murmured he will go at tomorrow's live - but Jack said there's no way he would let him go. Jack was worried about how he will got back home, since next day starts Golden Week so it will be crowded, but somehow he managed to get new ticket. Jack said it wasn't alcohol's fault since they hadn't drink anything that day and Marutan just suddenly felt weak... Jack said he was really scared back then. He also said he was talking with Maru-mama about taking Marutan to hospital.
Later Jack said he ate meal Maru-mama bring him~ And Jack sounded pretty tired too, even thought he wanted to sound like it was something funny. And he coughed a lot...
Ah, Keisen was commenting too, typing she has such look on her face now (´・ω・`) expressing something between being super angry and anxious. When Marutan said he suddenly wants to go to kombini, she begged Jack to not let him get out of his room. Jack said the night is so nice and the moon looks so awesome, so they should go take a walk. People said it's good idea, because it will help Marutan clear his head a bit.
Keisen: なんて?まるたん脱がしてもいいのん?
Comments: 阻止
Marutan got back from toilet (?) and Keisen commented she will call them later.
Just realized background music. It suits perfectly, now started "Boku dake ni mieru tsuki" with loud part "Daijoubu hitori ja nai" wwwww Well yes, it's so good he wasn't alone. Then "Blood of Rose" when Jack started to talk about the accident and people said they would be calmer if he got more angry at Marutan for what he had done, so he started to mention to Marutan just how much money he lost because he insisted on driving him to the station etc.
Well, in the end Jack decided they are going on a stroll to the kombini. And since they will go on foot it should be ok and would help Marutan recover more quickly. People and Keisen commented they are going to watch a moon together. End of episode.
The most amusing was background music. IT WAS SO PERFECT. Jack played whole Stand by xxx album, ending at the last song and each one suited well to the mood of the moment.
I was so worriedddd, Marutan, never drive again if you have hangover! Ah, the reason of his suddenly feeling weaker was low blood sugar and low blood pressure and such. Still, it was just strong hangover, not any illness but... OTL
2:15
Asamaru: 吐いた…
I vomitted.
(maji hangover).
6th May 2012
Few morning tweets:
9:55
Asamaru: 体調回復してきました
My physical condition went back to normal.
9:56
Asamaru: 今後ビール500ml以上は飲まない(誓)
I swear from now on I won't drink more than 500 ml of beer (pledge)
9:57
Asamaru: ご心配ご迷惑をおかけして申し訳ないです。
I want to apologize for making you worried and causing troubles.
Regular midnight Asamack
Jack just a moment ago returned to his home. Marutan apologized for making him troubles, Jack just replied "No, it's nothing". Apparently, Marutan was drinking a lot and various alcohols and hadn't ate anything too, so I believe it's like begging to be killed later by hangover.
And Jack asked if Marutan remember how this morning he, Marumama, Marupapa and Jack was eating breakfest together, sitting around kotatsu. D'aaaaaw. People started to laugh "just like family member". And Jack sounded so happy from that. Marutan hadn't ate much and left three of them. So Jack was just conversing with Marutan's father for next 30 min about politics. People were laughing that he already became family member. Marutan said that long ago his dad was opposite his son's going into music industry, buying guitar and such, and people who knew him back then would be surprised how much he changed - he used to be pretty strict, but now now fully supporting his son. Jack said he hadn't met Marutan's otouto when he was there.
Then Keisen joined in saying she would love to meet Marutan parents. She was mentally kicked by Jack. Aside from Jack, Maru-kazoku knows also Amutan and they thought "Amu" was his real name.
Later Marutan said that well, probably his father doesn't even know Jack's real name too ha ha. People were super curious how Jack was calling Marutan in presence of his parents, especially since it's almost 30 years old son. Jack didn't answer that.
Jack said that his father
Keisen said that at her house she normally call them "Marutan" and "Jakkutan".
Jack said his parents don't even recognize Bkun much, even thought he goes to his place often since they are childhood frends - they just aren't much interested. They just recognize him as "this child with such nose".
Sooo today Marutan remembers drinking sake, going to toilet, drinking a bit more beer... and then nothing more. According to Jack later he drank umeshu and next thing Marutan remembers was waking up in the morning.
Marutan now feels better and remembers things from morning. Then Jack said last evening he insisted on going to live and asked what Jack will do (well, he wanted to go back home problably) so Jack said he would feel pun~pun if he would be left all alone. Then Marutan asked about what was happening ealier because he doesn't remember a thing - what was all about him being Gundam? Jack said he was standing and sitting back and doesn't know what was that about since Marutan hadn't spoke much, just saying he "became gundam". He was surprised he tweeted about this too ahahah. Jack said he ended u a bit sick this time, his throat killing him and having slight fever, so this visit was one of the most "worrisome".
Marutan said he will go to hospital tomorrow. Then wondered what he should say... And what would doctor say if he was like "I'm sorry, I don't remember anything after drinking alcohol". Jack: "...probably they would say don't drink more". LOL. So they agreed he should just do basic med check-up.
Then Jack started another story, when he got so freakin' scared. When he was drunk Marutan left Jack saying he's going to his room, but when Jack checked, he wasn't there. So Jack searched for him. Marutan's parents were off home. Jack thought he may be in toilet or taking ofuro, so he shouted "Marutaaaan! Marutaaan!" but no response. When he checked restroom lights it was all dark and he got really scared what could happen if Marutan went outside in such state. But when he returned to the room (all pitch dark) he saw something... it turned out to be Marutan, lying like dead on his belly somewhere (under kotatsu?). Jack really thought he might be dead. Apparently he might die from suffocating if Jack hadn't found him. Marutan was in shock after hearing this story too and said next time he should just kick him.
Later he said about car trip and trip to kombini, which was super abunai too, since they got lost. Later he was a bit angry at Marutan, but just because he asked so late how was his recording. And reminded him how both of them done nama in the morning with super husky voices (omg.) And after his voice become a bit better, situation with find-Marutan happened. After that he was so tiredddd he just lied down. And Marutan bumped at his back, people commenting how it's lucky Jack's back is broad (since his higher than Marutan and such).
Then Marutan asked if he got already birthday present he sent him - apparently it's one of his own guitars, bought long ago... Whoa. Jack said he can't play guitar (yet), but it's so pretty! And that he played a bit when he was in elementary school. Also, he played accordion and piano too, because he attended music section. Jack trying to play guitar... it will be fun fufufufu.
Later they were just ichaicha-ing about their 'strong sides'. Like how Jack knows SO DAMN many songs and can easily remember them. And can sing so smoothly acapella. And about how Marutan is training playing guitar, like for one hour, but he stops when his finger starts hurting. And how in the past his fingertips used to be cut by guitar strings (I know this well too orz). Marutan asked if Jack is sleepy since he sounds sleepy, but Jack said nooo, because he slept while he was on bullet train, so he's totally not sleepy.
Sooo that's end of report from their meeting this time.
Plus some Jack's photos:
Marutan's ABS
Marutan falling asleep before taking stomach meds
Fragile morning Marutan
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and street fighter as well, I was quite surprise when I saw Jack win sometime.(I was like 'oh so Jack can win too')
Drunken/Hangover Marutan is scary
thank you for translation
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B-but over-drinking!Marutan is scary, making people worry. ;A; Jack cares so much for him.
Thanks for the summary!
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This is like the nth time I'm rereading this and I still go kyaa and get stressed mmmfff
Thanks for the super long translation.